April 10, 2009
You might have a home improvement problem if…
… you go to Home Depot more than you go to the grocery store.
… you use your shop vac more than your fancy Dyson home vac.
… your fridge contains more paint brushes and rollers than food.
…you use purple PVC primer as nail polish.
…your manicurist takes your hands in his, looks deep into your eyes and says “WHAT happened?!”