February 24, 2009

Where’s the Beef?

Posted in Funny, Uncategorized at 9:20 pm by bethmillett

So, the full story of the cow on Washington Street, for those following my Twitter or Facebook feeds. I was walking to meet a friend for dinner after work this evening and encountered, at a street corner in the heart of downtown Indy, a man with a cow. He asked me if I wanted to pet the cow, and I almost said no. But then I figured, what the heck — it was too good to pass up. Apparently, according to the carny/cow handler, his company had been hired to set up on the street corner and give out money to random people and let them pet the cow. Of course, the money was all gone by the time I got there, but the guy gave me his business card in case I needed a clown, inflatable or petting zoo for my next party. Little does he know my parties already have enough animals on hand, and I don’t mean my cats.

The cow’s name was Oreo, although he didn’t have any white coloring — did they mean the cream on the inside?

And, yes, I washed my hands when I got to dinner.

Not often you see a cow on a downtown street corner.

Not often you see a cow on a downtown street corner.

2 Comments »

  1. Richard said,

    Kevin Kling WAS hilarious, but what about that dork that couldn’t name any of the books based on the opening lines ?? Thanks for trying to help !!!

  2. bethmillett said,

    Richard, you did much better than I would have on that quiz! I am glad I got the easy challenge. Thanks for being a great sport and so funny to kick the evening off!


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